Well, Dang..

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
modify-my-skin:

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willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food
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puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

(via kaylee6794)

xokrista:


electriclady-land:

LA billboards giving out life lessons.

I saw this the other day and wish I snagged a picture of it. I’m so glad to see it on my dash. It’s perfect.

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4, via joshpeck)

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